STOP GUESSING. START HERE.
If one of my beard videos sent you here, this is the routine I actually recommend. No 47-link scavenger hunt. Start with the basics and get back to having a better beard.
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FIND YOUR BEARD FIX
Ten seconds. Pick what is bugging you most and I’ll point you in the right direction.
WHAT'S PISSING YOU OFF ABOUT YOUR BEARD?
No beard doctorate required. Tap the closest answer.
THE THREE I KEEP COMING BACK TO
Want to skip the finder? Start with the problem you recognize.
BEARD OIL
Start with the skin underneath. Oil is my first stop when beard itch and dryness show up.
BEARD BUTTER
Softness and control without making the beard feel like it was shellacked to your face.
COMPLETE KIT
Wash, condition, oil and butter. The easy button when you want the routine instead of piecing it together.
BEARDS HAVE BEEN MY INTERNET PROBLEM FOR YEARS.
I make beard videos, tutorials and experiments because I actually care about this stuff. I’m not sending you to a random shelf of products. These are the basics I recommend when somebody asks me where to start.
WATCH ME TALK BEARDS FIRST.
Go through the tutorials, beard tips and experiments. Learn something useful, then come back when you’re ready.
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